It Bites

Paul · Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 1195 Location: Essex

Dear Nellie,
No this isn’t a reference to prices in the Merch Desk shop but is in connection with afore mentioned establishment.

Having recently visited the t-shirt section I couldn’t fail to notice that the product photos left a lot to be desired in encouraging the browsing visitor to part with their hard earned cash. Having researched advertising techniques and seen how the flaunting of the human physical form and attributes can subconsciously sell a product, I have come to the conclusion that your merchandise sales would benefit greatly from being displayed and worn by a model. . . . . . just look what Twiggy did for mini skirts and Beckham did for boxer shorts.

With this in mind may I take this opportunity to forward my services at a substantially reduced rate. I’ve taken the liberty of including a recent photo which I’m sure will dispel any doubts should you not be totally convinced. OK, so it has been slightly airbrushed and photoshopped. . . . . . . . even the top models have that done!

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waveydavey · Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 722 Location: Nottingham

. I would have sworn you took a sneaky shot thtough my window there Paul!!!
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gazza · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:22 am Post subject:

Hey,thats me you perv Laughing

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Oh my god - the genius of it all

Paul · Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 1195 Location: Essex

Nellie could do a group merchandise photo with the three of us. . . . . .
I wonder if she's got a camera with a panoramic option! Very Happy

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rob-m · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:56 am Post subject:

Paul - that's certainly going to appeal to a certain sector of the market out there. We don't need those anorexic models in Prog do we? Wink

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batchain · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:49 am Post subject:

Progtastic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KFNeuZG_wc

B xx Very Happy

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Dena · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:50 am Post subject:

rob-m · Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:02 pm Post subject:

That's true Dena! Modesty forbade me to mention it of course
Wink

Actually,aren't we in Milan or somewhere soon to do the Spring/Summer collection? Must get my people to give Vit P.a.nudge..... Wink

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Dena · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:41 am Post subject:

It's Paris or Milan. I forget... Wink

Yes, I'll get my people to speak to everyone else's people too. Don't forget that our people still have that lawsuit with M&S' people as well. Dirty scoundrels that they are...
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rob-m · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:48 am Post subject:

You're right of course Dena - how dare they? I will instruct Messrs Sue,Grabbit & Runne forthwith. Don't they realise who they're dealing with here? Wink

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waveydavey · Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 722 Location: Nottingham

Dena · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:32 am Post subject:

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Paul · Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 1195 Location: Essex

That's brilliant Dena! Love it, that has cheered my day up, thank you. Very Happy

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Dena · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:27 pm Post subject:

We thought it was great too, Paul, until M&S nicked the idea. Our people are just trying to negotiate a settlement.
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rob-m · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:36 pm Post subject:

Yes,still livid here. The effrontery! Vit P was distraught at their blatant copyright theft.
Wink

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