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batchain · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:27 pm Post subject:

Don't waste money on teflon balti pans. I've discovered they're not dishwasher safe and therefore completely useless. Mine have gone all rusty! Stick with stainless steel.

Another great money-saving tip from the batchain.

B xx Cool

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oldmanwithhisangel · Joined: 27 Nov 2006 Posts: 1381 Location: Ashton under Lyne

My wifes gonna kill me , well she wont , she dont read this forum , but 4 years ago after just getting together , me , her , her brother and wife were all in one of our locals. Imagine my suprise , when after buying the 1st vodka and coke , they bought just coke , and then magically produce bottles of vodka from their handbags Shocked

being a country lad at heart , these townies never cease to shock me Surprised

sf-69 · Joined: 29 Aug 2006 Posts: 926 Location: Skaro

Buy one of these!!

http://www.firebox.com/product/2166/Ego-Electric-Street-Scoota

Laughing

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Bonzodrumz · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject:

Pleeaassee nooooooooo!!!! Crying or Very sad

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russhd · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:57 pm Post subject:

Tips that have saved me tens of pence over the years:-

Don't bother buying expensive binoculars - simply stand closer to the object you wish to view!

To check that the light goes out in your fridge when you close the door, simply drill a hole in it to see and be sure.

To avoid losing contact lenses, drill a hole thorugh the centre of each one, thread a length of string through them and keep them tied round your neck. That way you need never worry about losing them again.

I don't know why no-one has thought of these before.......

Confused

batchain · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:39 pm Post subject:

Do not be tempted by cheapo dish-washer rinse-aid folks, it's not worth the risk.

B xx Rolling Eyes

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spinal tapboard · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:58 pm Post subject:

Don't waste electricity postin rudeness onto the forum - Bat will only mod you anyway. Wink

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batchain · Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm Post subject:

Hounds-of Hell owners. Sainsbury's are doing "Cesar" dog food at £0.55, whereas the other supermarkets have rocketed the price up to £0.70! Stock-up now for big gig savings. This includes the new range, like Lamb Strips & Garden Vegetables. The lamb looks much better quality than the balti I had last night as well.

B xx Razz

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Paul · Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 1195 Location: Essex

http://www.green-trust.org/2000/biofuel/batesmethane.htm Shocked

I want a car that runs on poo!!! Very Happy

. . . . will it leave skid marks? Shocked

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batchain · Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:58 am Post subject:

Tesco are selling David Beckham “GO” omelettes cheap!

Price to clear: £0.30 (two omelettes per pack).

B xx Razz

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batchain · Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:33 am Post subject:

Very rubbery and not particularly tasty; other than that they're fine.

B xx Razz

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Dena · Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:57 pm Post subject:

Can't beat homemade, Bat!
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Paul · Joined: 19 Oct 2008 Posts: 1195 Location: Essex

Do the David Beckham “GO” omelettes contain any posh spice?
. . . . balaclava, anorak, exit. Embarassed

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Tallblonde · Joined: 19 Nov 2007 Posts: 1086 Location: pluto